November 2011
“If a child lives with criticism, he learns to condemn.
If a child lives with...”
– Dorothy Law Nolte
Glee Cake
Me: MIKEY?! DO YOU WANT A GLEE CAKE OR A GLEE CAKE?
Mike: Um neither. I just want Chocolate.
Me: So Glee? With red frosting.
Mike: No James. Chocolate with chocolate frosting.
Me: Glee with red. Okay. You got it.
Mike: If you give me glee I will punch you in the dick.
Me: All I heard was 'give me glee'. Also, thank you!
Studying 5 minutes before a test
landonftm:
babydyke212:
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW.
lol this just makes me laugh
Tomorrow is National kiss day, Reblog if you will...
bitches-be-all-over-batman:
I will kiss bear bear. And he will like it. And then we will cuddle.
FACT: Collar bones and hip bones are equally as...
I despise that every time I say I have a...
landonftm:
femmesandfamily:
landonftm:
dylanisacow:
Fuck you and your transphobia.
ugh fuck them. IM STILL A MAN. :[
On a similar note:
Everytime I tell people I think a boy is cute, they go, “Is he a boy boy, or a trans boy?”
WTF
right? fuck that
The present's just a pleasant,
An erruption to the past…
justjasper:
wait wait i get it
LOL TOOK ME A WHILE
It's A Boy!: Siri Failures, Illustrated →
ftmark:
somecallitobsession:
[TW: Withholding of abortion, emergency and non-emergency contraceptive information]
Worth reading the whole thing, guys.
stfusexists:
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
amaditalks:
The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to…
blatant sexism, and just downright nastiness
seriously, my jaw dropped when I saw...
You're my definition of perfect.
For so long I thought perfection didn’t exist.
But you exist, so it must.
He Has a Mind So Fine that No Idea Can Violate It:... →
rapindustryfanfiction:
“Have you ever wondered what it must feel like to kill another human?” Eminem asked. He was sweating through his oxford.
“No,” Nicki Minaj said. She was chewing gum, even though they were in a fancy restaurant.
Eminem swallowed. “Do you like the Muppets?”
…
^
TUMBLR HAS RETURNED!
OH HOW I MISSED YOU GLORIOUS WONDERFUL TUMBLR.
IT’S RAINING TUMBLR, HALLELUJAH IT’S RAINING TUMBLR, HEY HEY
So, I was talking to someone who is apparantly in...
As in, he is attracted to me. He is a cis gay male.
He kept complimenting me and stuff, but he was in a “confusing attraction [towards me]” and angered I don’t have a penis.
I didn’t know that angered other people too.
dysphoriadysphoriadysphoria
Jesus mother.
I feel like shit.
1627) I'd like to both make out with my celebrity...
1632) I completely respect everyone's feelings...
1633) I'm so desperate for top surgery, i can't...
1635) I just don't think it's worth it anymore.
“What’s between my legs determines neither whom I sleep with nor whom I sleep as.”
– (via gqmoments)
things I am tired of seeing on TV
ftmark:
groups of slightly alternative looking straight white people
who live in nice apartments with mild annoyances
stupid “random” shenanigans happen
everyone laughs
sometimes someone is gay
sometimes a girl kisses another on sweeps week
I die a little more inside
TMI-Topless-Packer-Tuesday!
fuckyeahftms:
Showing off my awesome packer someone was kind enough to buy me. Honestly, I can’t say how touched I am. :) Thank you so much Logan.
;) Get at me fellas. http://sharpasbrokenglass.tumblr.com/
W-W-HAT. THAT’S YOUR CHEST? JXKEKFIEKFNEI IT’S SO. FLAT. WHZHFNJE
Grow Up.
aspiretobeinfinite:
Self harm is not a trend
Anorexia is not a phase
Depression is not an act
Homosexuality is not a choice
Sexual Assault is not provoked
Suicide is not a result of cowardice
This is the most unique one I've seen :)
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Trans* Documentary →
genderqueer:
Submission from emptylungsblindeyes:
This is a documentary I found made by the British television channel Channel 4.
Definitely worth a watch for anyone, not only trans* identified people.
I enjoyed watching it and I’m going to follow the series.
I was elected President of my school's LGBTSA.
As President, I declare an educational war on unaccepting people >:D
His voice....
The cutest thing in the world.
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
"I can say it but you won't believe me, you say...
Dead Hearts - The Five Ghosts Stars
